2015 Winner Of The Award For Reverse Excellence

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December 31, 2015

By Brandon Turbeville
Toward the end of every year, it has become a Western tradition to initiate the proceedings of a “round up” or “best of” of the people, events, and products of the year and attempt to crown a number of individuals with awards for the most accomplished, best dressed, most influential, or most creative of that year. The world of politics and government is no different.
However, while politicians and government officials are awash with awards and backslapping trophies, there still exists no official award provided to them at the end of the year for their life’s accomplishments and those made over the past 12 months. It is clearly time to change this.

But what would such an award look like? We already have the Nobel Peace Prize, a perfect Orwellian award whose name says “peace” but is generally awarded to mass murderers, warmongers, and proponents of genocidal austerity. Unfortunately, we find the Nobel Prize is no longer able to provide us with the pride and confidence in the world’s leaders who are responsible for the killing of innocent people and the destruction of their livelihoods in the way that we desire. Unable to understand the concept of doublethink, the general public is confused by the use of the word “peace” in the title of the prize and thus they believe that the “peace” prize is actual a prize for peace. For that reason, they often see the recipients as weak and ineffectual despite their accomplishments.
So the award we need must have a title that sums up the true genuine accomplishments of the recipient while, at the same time, appealing to the sense of admiration we have for anyone in a position of authority and the abject fear we feel at the possibility of angering them.
We considered naming the honor “The Excellence Award,” but it was brought to our attention that a distinct minority of people do not view genocide, war, foreign invasions, austerity, violence, environmental degradation, and police states as excellent. Thus, due to our desire to be politically correct, we decided that no minorities should be excluded and we opted to change the name to “The Reverse Excellence Award” in order to placate the minority who opposes war, resting fairly assured that the term “reverse” will be completely above the heads of the majority that supports it.
Our biggest challenge was who should receive the award, since there truly are so many qualified candidates.
The old standards such as Henry Kissinger and Zbigniew Brzezinski were obvious choices since both have been responsible for the deaths of millions of people yet still remain free to walk in the halls of power, a true testament to their psychopathy and the corruption of the entire American system. But, alas, Kissinger has received the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to exterminate the “useless eaters” and, having succeeding in creating the most widely known terrorist organization of modern times, “al-Qaeda,” it was determined that Brzezinski was also too full of awards to receive another. Both Kissinger and Brzezinski have “Been there. Done that.”
John McCain was considered due to his role in the drumming up of support for each and every maniacal military adventure presented to the American people as an option (and many that have yet to be presented) and his concurrent affiliation with terrorist leaders while claiming that the maniacal military adventures he supports would be used to destroy the terrorist organizations he also supports. Truly, any man that cavorts with kidnappers, Caliphs, and cannibals deserves an award such as the one being bestowed for 2015. Having repeatedly demonstrated his senility, however, it was determined there was no point in bestowing an award on someone who would not remember it.
The obvious choice – Barack Obama – was of course floated before the committee. Obama has presided over a number of wars, color revolutions, and near thermonuclear confrontations. He has driven every possible nail into the coffin of the American economy and has set out on a personal crusade against the Constitution and civil liberties. His radical jihad against gun rights and privacy protections, his selfless push to increase the proliferation of GM foods as well as his implementation of Obamacare certainly give him a chance at the Reverse Excellence Award. Obama’s star, however, is fading and we do not wish to bestow an award for a fading star.
Donald Trump edged in as a potential candidate due to his inflammatory suggestions that religious tests be used to determine entry into the country, walls be built on the borders, Muslims be “banned,” mosques be “monitored,” the Internet be “shut down,” and that internment camps are viable options. While inflammatory statements alone are not enough to receive the award for “Reverse Excellence,” the fact that Trump was able to bring along much of the alternative media – previously opposed to all of the above – is quite the achievement.
Unfortunately for the Donald, he simply has not been around long enough on the political scene to receive an award for his worthy efforts.
Thus, the winner was the only logical choice for 2015. Due to her commitment to Constitution-shredding legislation, war, genocide, tainted food, austerity, chemical poisoning, murder, compulsive lying and unmitigated psychopathy amongst many other qualities and commitments, our 2015 winner of the Reverse Excellence award goes to none other than Hillary Clinton.
Below are only a few of the reasons why Hitlery Clinton is the winner of our first annual award:
1.) The Clinton Cackle: “We Came. We Saw. He Died.”
2.) The Killing Of Ghaddafi And The Destruction of Libya.
3.) Benghazi
4.) The Funding Of Al-Qaeda Terrorists In Libya And Syria
5.) Rabid Anti-Gun Obsession
6.) Pro-Vaccine Propaganda
7.) Clinton’s Pro-War Record
8.) Clinton’s Attack On Bashar Al-Assad
9.) The Fake Bin Laden Killing And The Fake Photos That Accompanied It
10.) Generally speaking, being as fake as a wedding cake in all aspects of her life
11.) Getting A Pedophile Off The Hook And Then Bragging About It
12.) Working For Wall Street!
13.) The Clinton Foundation
14.) Support For GMOs
15.) Connections To Bill Gates
16.) Getting Her Marching Orders From The CFR
17.) Supporting the TARP and the Banker Bailout
18.) Changing Positions At Every Election
19.) Receiving Praise From Neocons
20.) Her Infamous Christmas Tree Decorations
21.) Pimping Obamacare Before Obama And The Republicans
22.) Connections To George Soros
23.) Supporting War With Iran
24.) Her Own War On Women
25.) Fracking
26.) Her War On Civil Liberties
27.) The Family and The Fellowship
28.) Supporting NAFTA and the TPP
29.) Emailgate
30.) The Clinton Body Count
31.) Hillary’s Support For Israel
32.) Supported By Major Oil and Gas Giants
33.) Wal-Mart Connections
34.) Hillary Is Anti-Labor and Anti-Working Class
35.) The Climate Obsession
36.) The Immigration Issue
37.) Pro-Drug War
38.) Pro-Police State
Congratulations to Killary Clinton, the original Wicked Witch Of The West (OK, Margaret Thatcher qualifies for that title too), on her award for Reverse Excellence. Clinton has managed to not only commit these immoral, illegal, and embarrassing acts but she has managed to survive every well-earned scandal that has come as a result of it and still having so little shame that she continues to run for President. She Came. She Saw. She Won.
But she must never be President.
For an in-depth discussion regarding the reasons listed above and a number of others, please read The Difference It Makes: 36 Reasons Hillary Clinton Should Never Be President, available on Amazon in hard copy or Kindle edition or read the free PDF at BrandonTurbeville.com.
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Brandon Turbeville – article archive here – is the author of six books, Codex Alimentarius — The End of Health Freedom, 7 Real Conspiracies, Five Sense Solutions and Dispatches From a Dissident, volume 1 and volume 2, The Road to Damascus: The Anglo-American Assault on Syria, and The Difference it Makes: 36 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should Never Be President. Turbeville has published over 500 articles dealing on a wide variety of subjects including health, economics, government corruption, and civil liberties. Brandon Turbeville’s podcast Truth on The Tracks can be found every Monday night 9 pm EST at UCYTV. He is available for radio and TV interviews. Please contact activistpost (at) gmail.com.